It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
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fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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