My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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