She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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