Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
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out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
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There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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