this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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