some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
The air taste purple.
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