If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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