I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
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swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
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you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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