nut hugger
you guys were way drunker than both of me
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
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Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
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That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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