and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
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he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
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I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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