He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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