he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
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Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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