the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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