found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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