i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
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I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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