It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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