i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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