brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
