I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
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She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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