I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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