If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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