I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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