chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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