i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
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i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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