i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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