so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You made out with two different species that night
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Randomize
