There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
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i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
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You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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