he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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