The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
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A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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