she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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