I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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