You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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