heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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