How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
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Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
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I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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