I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
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Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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