Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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