Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
These Attractive Criminals Took Sexy Mugshots That Made Them Famous
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan