I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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