Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
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you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
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Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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