Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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