Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
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everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
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i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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