Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
they need to just BURY HIM!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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