Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
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the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
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Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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