Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I think my moral compass just broke
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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