He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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