I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
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home. puking in laundry basket.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
this boner is exhausting
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
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We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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