this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
