her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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