Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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