But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
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Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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