After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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