What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
