And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i dont even know how to be here
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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