Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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