we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
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Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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