I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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