come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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