1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
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Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
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I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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