remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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