i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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