He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
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I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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