Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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