She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
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We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
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I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
They have beer where we have blood.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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