Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
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Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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