DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Randomize
